Me after just cleaning my room:
Wow, I am never letting my room get messy again!
The next day: has anyone seen my bed
The next day: has anyone seen my bed
teacher:
don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
my sister was talking about a teacher she hated and she said “that’s the teacher that gave me the d” and I laughed for so long and she’s 14 and she doesn’t understand
me half the time:
i'm so insecure and so ugly ew
me the other half the time: i'm flawless don't touch me peasant
me the other half the time: i'm flawless don't touch me peasant
can I sleep here? I could be happy with a small one room, shack looking at the ocean like this.
